Don't Tell Vera about the Lulu of the Week

Shh. Don't tell Vera. Or Ray. Or Mark Dumbya -- oh I forgot, he's gone already, never mind.

Apparently the reason for Sen. Obama's continuing electoral success has been uncovered.

Ready? It's:

Witchcraft.

Of the African variety, no less.

If Vera finds out she'll personally muster up a Prayer Battalion. You know she will. And she'll sew all their uniforms her ownself, and her pore chilluns will have to fend for themselves.

So don't tell her, 'kay?