Observed: Spam In Its Natural Habitat (My Inbox)

I don't have:

• a PayPal account,


• a Citibank online account,


• a penis, or


• any friends from Nigeria.

So it's (barely) interesting to note how many spammers are convinced that I possess one or more of these items, and furthermore, that there's some defect in these items that can be addressed by responding to spam.