Questions To Ask a Christian After a Coupla Drinks

If you genuinely believe that your Deity and all of your dead relatives are watching you, all the time, then why haven't you stopped doing that?

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• If porn is a $13 Billion-per-year industry in the United States;

and

• if 75% of the United States is Christian;

then,

WHO, exactly, is buying all the porn?

And come to think of it -- Who's producing the stuff?

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If sinners get saved at porn conventions, then why are there still porn conventions?